FIRE

Realtime Systems · RabbitMQ · Azure · Node.js

AI BUILT IT. I FIX IT. FAST.

Your stack was half-written by Cursor, ChatGPT, Claude or a dev who just needed it to work.
I'm the precision strike you call when it starts breaking in production.

REQUEST AUDIT VIEW PACKAGES TARGET ACQUIRED

🔴 SILENT MESSAGE LOSS DETECTED NODE.JSRABBITMQ APACHE KAFKA ⚠ DEAD LETTER QUEUE OVERFLOW AZURE FUNCTIONSAZURE SERVICE BUS SSE / WEBSOCKETS 🔴 RETRY LOGIC MISSING MICROSERVICESDOCKER / K8S GRAFANA · PROMETHEUS ⚠ AI SLOP IN PRODUCTION OBSERVABILITY 🔴 SILENT MESSAGE LOSS DETECTED NODE.JSRABBITMQ APACHE KAFKA ⚠ DEAD LETTER QUEUE OVERFLOW AZURE FUNCTIONSAZURE SERVICE BUS SSE / WEBSOCKETS 🔴 RETRY LOGIC MISSING MICROSERVICESDOCKER / K8S GRAFANA · PROMETHEUS ⚠ AI SLOP IN PRODUCTION OBSERVABILITY

// the problem

WHAT I'M CALLED IN FOR

AI SLOP

Vibe-coded chaos

ChatGPT or Cursor generated 3,000 lines. It worked in dev. Now it's leaking memory in production and nobody knows why.

ARCHITECTURE DEBT

Ship-first systems

Someone said "we'll clean it up later." Later never came. The queue silently drops messages and retries are eating your CPU.

OBSERVABILITY ZERO

No visibility

You find out something broke when a customer complains. No logs, no dashboards, no alerts. Flying blind at 10,000 feet.

INHERITANCE

The mystery codebase

The dev who built it is gone. No docs exist. The system is business-critical and nobody dares touch it.

// engagement packages

FIXED SCOPE. CLEAR PRICE.

MESSAGING SYSTEM HEALTH FIX

Full audit of queues, dead letters & retry logic. Fix throughput bottlenecks. Add structured logging & alerts. Delivered in 5–7 days with a written post-mortem.

RabbitMQ / KafkaDead letter auditRetry hardeningAlert setup

₹40–80K^{*^{apprx / fixed project}}

REALTIME MONITORING DASHBOARD

Live log viewer, queue health panel, retry controls & failure alerts — custom-built for your stack. SSE/WebSocket powered. Deployed on Azure. You own the code.

Node.js backendReact UIAzure deploySSE streaming

₹60K–1L^{*^{apprx / fixed project}}

MOST REQUESTED

AI SLOP CLEANUP & REFACTOR

I review AI-generated or cowboy-coded backend systems, find the structural risks, and refactor what matters. Working, maintainable, documented code — not a patchwork of prompts.

Code auditRefactorDocumentationTest coverage

₹30–60K^{*^{apprx / fixed project}}

ASYNC ARCHITECTURE CONSULTING

Greenfield design or legacy rescue. I'll architect your event-driven system and give you a concrete implementation roadmap — not a vague deck of suggestions.

Architecture designEvent-drivenAzure-nativeRoadmap doc

₹25–50K^{*^{apprx / engagement}}

aihowitzer — audit.sh

❯ ./audit --target=your-rabbitmq-cluster # scanning queues... ⚠ dead_letter_queue: 4,821 unprocessed messages ✗ retry_policy: not configured on 3 consumers ✗ message_ttl: undefined — silent drops in progress ⚠ prefetch_count: 0 — one slow consumer starving queue # cross-referencing with azure monitor logs... ✗ no structured logging found — 47 errors invisible → generating fix report + implementation plan... ✓ audit complete. 6 critical issues found.

// why it works

SPECIALIST, NOT GENERALIST

10+

years backend infra

48H

first audit delivered

₹0

vague hourly billing

100%

fixed-scope projects

AUDIT FIRST

Every engagement starts with a deep diagnostic. You know exactly what's broken before paying a rupee.

AZURE NATIVE

Service Bus, Functions, App Insights — I build for the cloud you're already on.

YOU OWN THE CODE

No vendor lock-in. Everything delivered with docs, tests, and a handover you can actually use.

NO JUNIORS

You get me — not someone I'm supervising. Every line reviewed, every decision explained.